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Cute College Girl

Brittany Diana


Now that our Hottest College Girl contest is over let's get back to the real deal with these cuties from across the country.



Check out more pictures of Brittany and the interview here.

Just because school's over doesn't mean you don't have to apply. It just means you can send in cute pictures of yourself in bikinis now, so apply here!
 


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Straight Cash Homey

CH Sports Weekly: Opting in to the NFL's Collective Bargaining Agreement!

by Amir and Ethan 2 hours ago


Ethan: DEE-TROIT BASKETBALL. (You'd better agree, or Rip Hamilton will elbow you in the mouth.)

What's more insulting, Ray? That you suck, or that the Celtics are winning anyway?
Amir: Another barnburner last night. Celtics are looking like theyre going to be the worst team to make the NBA Finals since... The '99 Knicks?

Ethan: Hey, don't talk about Grandmama like that. That team had Charlie Ward and Dennis Scott. 3-D, baby! You already think the Celtics are really going to make the Finals? The Pistons can't steal a game in Boston?

Amir: The Pistons look they're even boring themselves at this point. How can you be a real fan of this team? Flip Saunders even turned to one of his assistants in the third quarter and asked "Is there anything else on?"

Ethan: I'm not a fan of the Pistons; they bore me, too. But the Celtics aren't exactly a thrill a minute, either. That Cleveland series was unwatchable until Game Seven. Even LeBron seemed to know it; he compared himself to Dominique Wilkins after the series ended. Shouldn't you compare yourself to someone who won a title? There's only limited glory in being the Tom Chambers of your generation.

Amir: The Human Highlight film didn't need to win a title. Who needs rings when you can windmill dunk during a game! Greatest Clipper ever!

Ethan: Did you know Kevin Garnett has a month-old baby? I hope he's super-intense when it comes to fatherhood, dusting baby powder on his hands and then clapping to make a dusty cloud in the baby's face.

Amir: I did not know that. I hope he feeds it by swallowing food, then pounding his chest, yelling until the meal gets regurgitated. Who do you think is favored to win it all, now that we're down to the final four?

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Jim Peterson's Right Hand Has Something To Say

by Andrew Bridgman 4 hours ago
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Jim, I really think we should talk. Please stop that for a second! You don't need to ask any more questions to Professor Taber, honestly. Class is supposed to get out in three minutes and no one else is raising their hands. No one. And you understand everything perfectly, I know. How do I know? Jim, you've used me to write down literally every single word that has been spoken in class. These notes are beyond extensive...you even took notes when that chick sitting next to you coughed "LOSER!" when you raised your hand for the eighth time after class had been going for only 10 minutes. Just put me down for a second so we can talk.

I'm tired, Jim. Really tired. You raise me up at least 15 times per class every day, and you take, like, at least 21 credit hours. Who are you trying to impress anyway? Even the professors are sick of you. And meanwhile, I'm falling asleep because no blood is getting to me. Ever hear of gravity, Jim? DO NOT RAISE YOUR HAND! Jesus Christ, man. I'm your hand. I'm not going to call on you when I ask you a rhetorical question. I mean...seriously?

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A Field Guide to Summer Jobs

by Steve Ethridge 5 hours ago

House Painting: It's a pity job. You're pitied more than an armless kid in an Easter egg hunt. No one hires college painters and doesn't expect do redo all the trimmings the following day. Only mothers who have kids in college will ever hire you, because let's face it, you don't care enough to do a good job. But the pay is great--too bad you're too worn out to spend it.

Dad's Office: "Yeah, I was going to work somewhere else, but my Dad got me a job in his office doing some administrative work." What this really means: "So my Dad hired this really nice single mother who couldn't afford to feed her kids, and she was doing a great job, but then he realized I didn't have a summer job so he fired her and put her family out on the street. Realistically, I won't do anything but fetch coffee and ward off seductive glares from Wanda, the buzzardly, post-menopausal accountant with more excess skin than Hurley from Lost after a week in the sauna."

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AmazingSuperPowers: Flying

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105% Percent

Issue #58

by 105%-o-matic yesterday


Made from 100% materials.

Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations.
-Aaron Thielking
Nice to Chant at Re-Election Party, Mean to Yell at Birthday Party
"Four more years!"
-Patrick Cassels
Real Movie Titles That Would Probably Make For Terrible Pornos
- James and the Giant Peach
- The Fast and the Furious
- Exit Wounds
-Conor McKeon
My friend grew up Asian, so he says that's why he isn't into Asian girls. I think that makes a lot of sense, because I grew up fat...
-Josh Heller
Do you think it's rude for deaf people to talk with food in there hands?
-Danny C
Rich or Alzheimer's?
- You know, I can't remember the last time I spent less than 50 dollars on a meal? That includes breakfast.
- Does public transportation even exist anymore?
- Are you my wife?
-Amir Blumenfeld
If I was a ref at a Harlem Globetrotters game, I would call them for traveling, then throw them out if they argued, then steal some kid's popcorn.
-Kurtis Mitchell
Blind Date Revealed
"Ok, so I lied. In all honesty, I prefer moderately lengthed walks on the beach. So we're gonna have to turn around and walk back well before I get tired."
-Matt Vita
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How To Do Stand-Up

by Susanna Wolff yesterday


 


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Craig Newmark, Founder of Craigslist, Checks His Dorm Whiteboard

by Streeter Seidell yesterday

 


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Parents Just Don't Understand

Your Parents Are Fools.

by Susanna Wolff yesterday


Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they sendyou absurd text messages? Do they even know what a text message is?

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at) gmail.com. And, hey, if we publish it, send your parents a link. They probably won't understand what it is.
Because they're stupid.
Your parents' Twitter.

Whenever my mom finds a website she likes or wants to visit again, she copies the address and pastes it in this word document she has. The word document is 4 pages of website addresses. The best part? It's titled "Website Favorites."
From Alex, Sierra College

My mom was using her laptop when she called me over, complaining that something was wrong. I arrived to find her frantically clicking a "Print This Article" button on a webpage. "It won't print!" she explained. We don't have a printer.
From Diggory, Beijing
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