cute college girl
YearFreshman
SchoolUniversity of Rhode Island
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Cook him dinner... He's gotta be really deserving though. I am like the WolfGang Puck of Rhode Island.
What’s your beauty secret?
Showering and brushing my teeth. Hopefully that's not a secret though...

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Know when you are going to die, or know how you are going to die? From Jake
  • Hear Ben Stein read a long novel all the way through, or watch every Richard Simmons video in one sitting? From Ian
  • Have your hands always smell like feces to everyone, or always smell feces in the air while no one else does? From Jared
  • Have 100 dogs that would do whatever you said, or 1000 cats that would do whatever you said? From Omar
  • Be able to do a handstand for 10 minutes but no one sees it or do a sick somersault in front of a hottie? From Trevor
  • Be named something normal like John or Jeff or have the worst parents ever WHY DID YOU NAME ME ORMAL?! From Ormal
  • Kill a Cheetah that was attacking you and have it's baby cubs die or get maimed by the Cheetah but the cubs are so grateful that they become your loyal pets? From Suzie

Finally, this week's winner of the Chill Dude Award is Frank, who sent in this.

  • Take a long drive or whatever? from Frank

My kinda guy.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

The best buddy comedies start with good friends and a common interest. Sometimes that common interest is still a felony in thirty-three states. Here's eight of the funniest comedies about friends and the adventures they struggle to remember.

The theatrical poster and the DVD cover. Guess who got a TV deal in between.

Half-Baked
The Buddies: Four (then) mid-level stand-up comics of various ethnicities.

Euphemism of Choice: Mary Jane, which is also, in an example of sloppy screenwriting, the name of Dave Chappelle's love interest. Man, did anybody proofread this thing?
 
Why It Makes The List:
Trust us, it's not as funny as you remember, but it still feels endearingly like four friends just decided to make a movie. Also, it's nice to remember when we didn't have to share Chappelle with Chip Brewster from Sig Ki.  (Rick James!  Ha, remember? Remember when he said that?)

Snowball


More Awesome at Fatawesome.

Nate Robinson Put Back Slam

You know, it's a good thing basketball exists, otherwise what would you do if you were 5'7" and could jump four feet in the air? I guess traveling freakshow. Which in a sense, is what the NBA is!

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Thanks to Susanna Wolff for photoshop help.

cute college girl
YearFreshman
SchoolMeredith College
Geekiest thing about you:
I'm really interested in the European monarchies. I've probably read close to every book there is on the British royal family.
Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?
NO, never. That's so strange. Besides, spooning is for the weak.
How much money is in your savings account?
more than Lil Wayne's

 

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupidquestions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use wordslike "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' 2009.
My mom didn't want my younger brother to make a MySpace for fear of Child molesters, but finally she decided to let him make one. That same day she made him take it off because a man named "Tom" had hacked into his account and added himself as a friend. She made me e-mail MySpace to let them know of a possible child molester.
Alex J., Dickinson College


My grandma insists my cell phone is a blackberry..because it's black.
Kim York, Mcgill University

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