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CH Live NYC: Christian Finnegan

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CH Live NYC: Christian Finnegan
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You might recognize Christian Finnegan as one of the original panelists on VH1's "Best Week Ever," from his half-hour Comedy Central special or headlining the network's college tour. Maybe you've seen him host TV Land's "Game Time" or perform on all of the late night talk shows. After a break-out role on "Chappelle's Show," the NYU-grad has become one of today's top comics.

Unlike most of his peers, the stand-up bug didn't bite Christian until he was done with school. "After college, I worked in publishing for a while, with plans to be a bonafide 'writer' type," he says. "Before long, I realized I don't have the work ethic for that sort of thing, so I sought solace in dick jokes."

Christian may be known as a pop-culture enthusiast, but his pleasantly-neurotic material also covers widespread topics like marriage, summer weather and even boobs. He keeps busy touring the country, and has shows throughout the Midwest this fall. If you'd like to book Christian at your club or college, please contact Avi Gilbert at APA (agilbert@apanewyork.com). For more info, please visit ChristianFinnegan.com

Make reservations now for the next CollegeHumor Live show. September 22nd, 9:30 PM at the UCB Theatre.

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Rebecca

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If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
No way. I just have this weird feeling that it wouldn't taste very good. Oh wait unless it had a bunch of A1 sauce that stuff is delicious. Kidding.
If you had to eliminate one food group, you could never eat it again, which one would you choose?
Sweets. I am not really that into desserts I just like the main course. ;)
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Roommate Confessions

Issue 41

by Jeff Rosenberg 14 hours ago

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our new submission page!

My sophomore year roommate was an alright guy, we chose to live together and everything. But he didn't really have a lot of friends other than me, so he would constantly follow me to lacrosse team parties and barbeques and just stand there not talking to anyone. Also, He constantly smelled like pipe tobacco because he would smoke in the room (and inhale!). I convinced him finally to rush a fraternity, which even though it had been something I had always been an avid opponent of, it seemed like a good fit for him. It worked out great for most of the semester because he was never in the room, and I could actually watch something besides Battlestar Galactica. On the night of his formal initiation or whatever, I came home at 3am with my current squeeze to find him with his suit pants around his ankles, swaying like a palm tree in a tropical storm, pissing all over my bed. I screamed his name but he was too obliterated to even process my voice. I suggested to my hussy that we should go to her place, and she of course obliged. The next day I went to the local head shop and bought 4x salvia. When my roommate was still asleep I mixed in the salvia with his pipe tobacco. He had never smoked salvia before. When he woke up finally morning I watched him smoke his pipe, and get the most horrified look on his face. I never told him he smoked salvia, and he dropped out of school because he thought he was insane.

Jeter Swallows, UConn

A friend of mine came to visit me with his then girlfriend in Europe for the summer, actually he was a good friend of mine that's why I felt really bad about porking his girlfriend while he was passed out on my bathroom floor after a night of heavy drinking in Berlin. The next day was like nothing happened and the girlfriend seemed to not care at all, I think I could have porked her again, anyway to ease my conscience I told her I wanted to take my friend to the campus-center really quick to check out some summer German courses. I took him to the red light district of Berlin instead and payed for the lady of his choice. So... after by my logic we're even, I didn't tell him about me and his girlfriend though but my conscience was clear.
Johnny Grunge, Berlin

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Worst. Date. Ever.

by CH Staff 16 hours ago

Remember that date you went on a few years ago? You know, the blind date your now ex-friend set up? The one where Queen Muffintop showed up and refused to talk about anything but her horse (Mr. Big Lips) the entire meal? We know you've been trying to forget. But trust me, you're going to want to pull up those old memories.

In honor of the premiere of My Best Friend's Girl (in theatres September 19), we're looking for the worst date story ever. Wind up on a date with someone who constantly uses the royal 'we'? Send it in. Black out in a cab because of your date's farts? Send it in. Have dinner with a girl who apologized to her food for eating it? Definitely send it in. If your story is the worst, you'll win $500 to make it all worthwhile. Good luck!
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Parents Just Don't Understand

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by Susanna Wolff 17 hours ago

Do your parents not understand technology?Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
Your parents' RAM.

I was watching "Jurassic Park" with my grandmother a few months ago. During one particularly scary moment she leans over to me and, with a very worried tone in her voice, asks, "The Dinosaurs...they're only for the movie, right, they didn't breed any extras?"

Logan Stagnitto, Vassar College

My dad needed directions to the place I work, so to make it easy for him I linked the Google maps directions I looked up and pasted it into an email. He responded a few hours later that the link was too long to type into the address box.
Mallie T, UVA

My mom's friend calls it a cell-o-phone.
Brian Lowe

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The Parody to End All Parodies: Movie Movie

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Nikki

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SchoolMcHenry
What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?
Nuclear weapons or atomic bombs I think. I mean come on... you can't survive that. Unless you're Indiana Jones and you hide inside of a lead refrigerator.
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Waste Time with Always Sunny

by CH Staff yesterday

Excited about the fourth season of Always Sunny but missed some of the episodes from Season 3? Well never fear, a DVD distribution company is here. The Season 3 DVD is coming out September 9th, which gives you exactly 10 days to catch up before the September 18th season premiere. And in honor of the DVD's release, Always Sunny has created not one, but two fun things for you guys to do.

First is a picture contest called Clean Cut to Beer Gut. If your stomach is suffering from the all-beer college diet, this contest is the one for you. Simply submit pictures of you pre- and post- beer gut for a chance to win a trip to LA to meet the Always Sunny cast. Your fatness may finally be worth it.

Second is a fun feature called Subservient Greenman. Anyone who knows Always Sunny knows what the Greenman is, and for the DVD release we sent a Greenman of our own out to reek havoc on Manhattan. Now, you can control which clips to watch over and over again. We suggest 'The Robot' and 'The Worm' followed immediately by 'Day in the Park.'

Hopefully you guys will love these two time-wasters as much as we love 'Day Man.'


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Straight Cash Homey

CH Sports Weekly: We Miss NFL Primetime Too...

by Amir and Ethan yesterday

Ethan: Sorry, Georgia...you can't let Georgia Southern score 21 points and expect to keep the top spot. See you boys in the Capital One Bowl, although I'll really just be watching for the mascot contest. You want to be a big USC homer now?

That's Knowshown Moreno under there. (Edit: That's no Shown Moreno under there.)
Amir: You already made fun of me last week for being a USC homer. Now that MY BOYS jumped up to number one, you're accusing me of being a bandwagon fan? Me and all sixteen Trojan running backs are offended.

Ethan: We'll see if they're still at the top spot in two weeks after they play Ohio State. I did like USC's scheduling strategy, though. Instead of playing some little cupcake school, they did something only marginally ballsier and played a bad BCS conference school on the road. For some reason beating UVA sounds much more impressive than beating a school with a compass direction in the name. Since it never gets less fun: remember when Michigan was good at football?

Amir: No, not really. Is it weird that I still blame Lloyd Carr?

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God Bless the Internet

by Murray The Nut yesterday


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