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If The Bible Had Comments

from Streeter Seidell 1 hour ago
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Cute College Girl

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Maureen

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YearFreshman
SchoolSt. Thomas
Favorite Smell:
I love the smell of chlorine! And clothes right after they come out of the dryer :)
Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?
Haha YES! My boyfriend for most of high school had a really hot brother that was like 6 years older than me. They looked a lot alike so sometimes I would fantasize that he was really his bother! Just Kidding... maybe.
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CH Sports Weekly: They're Still the Devil Rays to Us...

from Amir and Ethan 3 hours ago

Ethan: Has Texas lost since Saturday? Being the number one team, I just assume they have. Or do we have to wait for Mizzou to do it on Saturday?

Even sadder? This photo was taken at Vince Youngs house last Sunday
Amir: Somebody is going to knock them off -- they play four top 12 opponents in four weeks! Even Vince Young is getting depressed thinking about that. And he graduated years ago.

Ethan: Graduated? Did Kerry Collins come in and take his exams when they got tough? Oklahoma's schedule is almost as brutal; they've got Kansas this weekend. Who do you like in that one? I think whoever has Oklahoma's concessions contract is probably the biggest winner.

Amir: Can we get through one column without making a Mangino is fat joke?

Ethan: What? The game is going to be well-attended! Get that many hungry fans in one place, and they're going to open their wallets. Jesus, quit being so suspicious of my motives.

Amir: Sorry.

Ethan: You're worse than that tubby Mangino.

Amir: The problem with Texas is that they haven't lost yet. It's going to come down to who lost the earliest this year. And you thought Pete Carroll wasn't smart...

Ethan: Penn State hasn't lost yet, either, and if they can get past Ohio State next weekend, they'll be looking good. They can score some points. Did you see them beat the crap out of Wisconsin? Joe Pa remarked that he hadn't seen such a thorough rout since dickety-three. You believe in the Nittany Lions?

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Here it is, the Stocked Fridge guy's actual Web site

4 hours ago
Here it is, the Stocked Fridge guy's actual Web site

If you thought the Stocked Fridge guy was just some crazy guy who recorded one 7 minute video about filling your refrigerator with an assortment of beverages to get ladies, you thought wrong. He's much crazier than that. Stocked Fridge guy, who goes by Mr. Chi City, has a Web site loaded with classic videos, from "Lazy Sunday, Wit Ice Cream Samiches and Internet Porn" to "A Grown Ass Man Playing NBA 2K8."

And he does it all on only $7.63 an hour.

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Campus Chaos Challenge #1: Completed

from CH Staff 5 hours ago
One busy weekend and dozens of inaccurate surprise birthday parties later, we have our Top 5 Campus Chaos Challenge videos. In case you forgot, the challenge this week was to organize and throw a surprise party for someone who's birthday it was not. With the help of Kodak's new pocket HD camera, the Zi6, we got tons of great videos. Here's one of our favorites.



To watch the rest of the Top 5 videos and to rate your favorites, check out the Campus Chaos Challenge page here. Voting closes next Wednesday at noon, when the winner will be announced, along with our next challenge.

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The Graphic Truth

The Longer Your Roadtrip Continues

from CH Staff 7 hours ago

How much you love your friends
Intensity of arguments over shotgun rules
Bladder pressure
Hilarity of mooning
Number of friends willing to play Mad Libs with you
Time remaining until friends discover your secret "Road Diary" 
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Today's BIG Thing

Disappearing Pool Table

Meet the pool table that every James Bond villain and mad scientist is dying to have this season. A complicated series of mechanical doohickeys lowers it into the floor when not in use. It's sure to make any ordinary pool table even more expensive, and it's the first ever pool table that can malfunction.

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The Seven Stages of Halloween

from Tommy yesterday

To prepare for Halloween this year, I decided to put together a rough guide of how people's Halloweens are spent at different times in their lives:


Stage 1: Trick or Treating: Ages 3-13


The most innocent of the Halloween stages, the Trick or Treating stage is an opportunity to dress up like your favorite power ranger, animal, or scary character for a whole day, then come home to a family pumpkin carving festival. After that, kids in the Trick or Treating stage spend the night walking around the neighborhood getting candy from the neighbors. It is a simple time...it is a better time.

 

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105%

Issue #81

from 105%-O-Matic yesterday

Some assembly suggested.

I almost hit a female deer on my way home last night. I guess she didn't like my cologne.
-Jed Grandmaison
Sarah Palin was right when she said her son with down syndrome is a gift from God, now she has a family member more intelligent and informed than she is.
-Eric Marin
Answers to questions you already know by listening to music
-How do you spell respect?
-War: what is it good for?
-If it's like this and like that and like that and uh, and then it's like that and like this and like that and uh, and then it's like this, than who gives a f*ck about those?
-Aidan K
I've always wondered why Ultimate Fighter title belts are so big. Most people I know don't brag about having received brain damage.
-Tomz McHeik
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Ashley

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YearSophomore
SchoolFlorida State University
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Get Down On Your Knees Green. I'm not exactly sure what color that would resemble... but oh well.
Favorite position. For sitting:
I love sitting crossed legged on the floor. But I'm going with one leg crossed for chairs. What an odd question!
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