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Cyanide and Happiness

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Today's BIG Thing

Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

This Saturday on SNL, Andy Samberg premiered what might be the first, best and only Mark Wahlberg impression ever done. This is SNL's first great sketch of they year, so I'm sure we'll see many, many sequels. I'm not complaining.

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Excerpts From a Romance Novel I Wrote as a Child

from Brian Murphy 19 hours ago

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Cute College Girl

Cute College Girls

Chelsea

cute college girl
YearSophomore
SchoolUNC-Wilmington
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you bring?
My dog, a friend, and a lot of magazines. Or just a boat...problem solved.
Definitely or definately?
Seriously? DEFINITELY. Come on, it's in the dictionary.
Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
Well... A) If I think a guy is cute, I tell them. B) I really don't find anything remotely attractive about nerds. (sorry!)
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Roommate Confessions

Issue 46

from Jeff Rosenberg 22 hours ago

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

One of my roommates was a dumb redneck who never paid his rent, ate all my food, and brought back ugly and/or fat hoes that chilled at our place all the time. One day, I got a hold of some "magic mushrooms". I made some pasta and offered him some. Of course, that cheap loser won't ever turn it down. In his pasta, I added the 'shrooms. Right after we ate, I gave him beer. While he wasn't looking, I added some laxative to his beer. He drank the whole beer. About an hour later, this guy was freaking out. He would go into the bathroom and look at himself in the mirror and yell at himself. The funniest part came when he was tripping and he had the sh*ts. He was literally crying while he was talking a dump.
J Gritz, Western Illinois

You know how you asked me to feed your fish while you went away for the weekend? Well I completely forgot, and instead spent the weekend celebrating the fact that the RA (you) was away by smoking and throwing a ridiculous party in our apartment. I really didn't think you were going to cry about a fish, or spend three hours on the phone with Petco because you thought he was sick.
Deliliah Cosgrove, School Not Given

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The Gemma Atkinson bikini calendar is going to make 2009 a very good year

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The Gemma Atkinson bikini calendar is going to make 2009 a very good year

Bikini calendars are great, but they could be better. First of all, days. Who cares about days? Especially Thursdays. That day sucks. I don't need a stupid piece of paper on the wall to tell me that it's "Friday." That's what the phases of the moon are for. Secondly, months. What a complete waste of a page. Think about it. Nearly every bikini calendar wastes 12 whole pages on months, 13 during a leap year. Couldn't they use that space for something a little more interesting, say, more bikini pictures? Every part of a bikini calendar that isn't a hot picture of Gemma Atkinson is a waste of time.

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Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board

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Today's BIG Thing

Stop Motion Mushrooms

Shrooms describe what the video is about, and what you're probably on if it terrifies you. Nature is awesome, but it's just too slow to enjoy. No one watches grass grow because it takes forever. If grass grew in 10 seconds it would be awesome. That's what this video is like, only with mushrooms instead of grass.

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Drunk-O-Vision VI

from Streeter Seidell 4 days ago
Things look a little different when you're drunk...

Sober ::: Drunk
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Celebrity Now

Pop Culture CliffsNotes: Oct 3

from Sarah Schneider 4 days ago

So the Vice Presidential debates were last night. Hopefully this is not news to any of you. What did you think? I personally would like to elect Joe Biden's teeth President. Those things put on a better performance than both candidates combined.

But enough about those fake, worthless public figures, let's talk about celebrities!

Let's start this off right with a little Winehouse, shall we? This week, Amy punched a fan in the face because she was 'startled' by all the 'flashbulbs.' Which sounds like a sign they would have outside the monkey cage at the zoo. It's official: Amy is so messed up she is actually devolving. (DListed)

Heather Locklear was arrested this week of a suspected DUI (which turned out to be false). Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the 'witness' who had called police was actually a bitter former Us Weekly employee, who then tipped off paparazzi of the imminent arrest. Holy crap, right? I'm as shocked as you that anyone would actually care that much about Heather Locklear. (IDLYITW, CelebSlam)

But never fear, Heather, everybody knows celebrities are above the law anyway. This week we learned that neither Kayne West (charged with vandalism) nor Shia LaBeouf (charged with a DUI) will face any consequences for their actions. Damn you, OJ 2.0. This is all your fault. (DListed, WWTDD)

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