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from Susanna Wolff 25 minutes ago

RULES: Submit your one best caption as a comment. No replies. No retries. Winner gets a free BustedTee. Keep reading to vote on last week's/month's best...
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If this shirt weren't true the following phrase wouldn't sound so familiar: "I only smoke when I drink."

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Appropriate Post-New Year Cards

from Tommy 3 hours ago

There are some situations that arise on New Year's Eve that are difficult to address, but now you can handle these issues through the age old practice of mailing cards.


Cards are in sets of 2, showing front and inside:



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Today's BIG Thing

Best of TBT: Lame Magnetic Pen Commercial

Feast your eyes, ladies and gentleman, on the latest innovation in pen technology. It's a magnetic necklace that you can hang your pen from, like a pocket you wear around your neck. Who wouldn't want their belongings displayed brazenly on their chest, instead of hidden away in their pants?

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CH Live: NYC - Donald Glover

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CH Live: NYC - Donald Glover
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Having just started comedy five years ago at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, comedian Donald Glover is one of NYC's fastest rising stand-up acts. Not only is the recent NYU graduate one-third of the sketch supergroup Derrick Comedy, he's also been featured on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and, oh yeah, is an Emmy award-winning staff writer for a little show called "30 Rock." When the 25-year-old Atlanta native takes the stage, he delights crowds of all kinds with his energetic delivery and hilarious observations on some of life's touchier topics, like relationships and stereotypes.

If you'd like to book Donald to perform at your club or college, please contact Dianna McGunnigle at CAA: (212) 277-9000. To learn more, find Donald on Facebook.

Come to the next CollegeHumor Live: NYC show. January 29th, 9:30 at the UCB theatre. Only $5! For reservations, click here.


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Cute College Girl

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Amelia

cute college girl
YearFreshman
SchoolUniversity of Rhode Island
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Cook him dinner... He's gotta be really deserving though. I am like the WolfGang Puck of Rhode Island.
What’s your beauty secret?
Showering and brushing my teeth. Hopefully that's not a secret though...
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The Weekly WYR

January 7th

from Jake Hurwitz yesterday

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Know when you are going to die, or know how you are going to die? From Jake
  • Hear Ben Stein read a long novel all the way through, or watch every Richard Simmons video in one sitting? From Ian
  • Have your hands always smell like feces to everyone, or always smell feces in the air while no one else does? From Jared
  • Have 100 dogs that would do whatever you said, or 1000 cats that would do whatever you said? From Omar
  • Be able to do a handstand for 10 minutes but no one sees it or do a sick somersault in front of a hottie? From Trevor
  • Be named something normal like John or Jeff or have the worst parents ever WHY DID YOU NAME ME ORMAL?! From Ormal
  • Kill a Cheetah that was attacking you and have it's baby cubs die or get maimed by the Cheetah but the cubs are so grateful that they become your loyal pets? From Suzie

Finally, this week's winner of the Chill Dude Award is Frank, who sent in this.

  • Take a long drive or whatever? from Frank

My kinda guy.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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The 8 Best BUDdy Comedies of All Time - Part 1

from Ben Joseph yesterday
The best buddy comedies start with good friends and a common interest. Sometimes that common interest is still a felony in thirty-three states. Here's eight of the funniest comedies about friends and the adventures they struggle to remember.

The theatrical poster and the DVD cover. Guess who got a TV deal in between.

Half-Baked
The Buddies: Four (then) mid-level stand-up comics of various ethnicities.

Euphemism of Choice: Mary Jane, which is also, in an example of sloppy screenwriting, the name of Dave Chappelle's love interest. Man, did anybody proofread this thing?
 
Why It Makes The List: Trust us, it's not as funny as you remember, but it still feels endearingly like four friends just decided to make a movie. Also, it's nice to remember when we didn't have to share Chappelle with Chip Brewster from Sig Ki.  (Rick James!  Ha, remember? Remember when he said that?)
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AnnaLynne McCord is Hotter Than us

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AnnaLynne McCord is Hotter Than us

Famous people are better looking than us. Why wouldn't they be? Being stared at is in their job description. But it takes a special degree of hotness to star in shows like 90210, that exist solely to show off the beauty of the cast.

AnnaLynne McCord is so attractive that she was chosen to play the role of "Hot Girl" on The O.C. Since I've never seen the show, I can only assume that the character was some sort of superhero who utilized her special hotness powers to destroy evil.

Either that or she was an extra.

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from Fatawesome yesterday


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