Now it finally makes sense.
The only ride at Scandinavian Disneyland.
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...
Sobriety is terrifying.
Secrets, secrets are no fun...
Girls love a large beverage selection.
That dude is the Best Man ever.

Big week in Hollywood, guys. OJ's guilty, Stern's married, Gyllenhaal's stacked, and dogs are #1 at the box office. But before you head to the apocalypse shelter, let's do a quick rundown, shall we? (DListed, IDLYITW)
News broke this week that Hugh Hefner broke up with long time girlfriend Holly Madison. Poor Hef, right? Now he's stuck with only those other two girlfriends he had, plus two new girlfriends, 19 year old twin Playboy models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. He must be a broken man. A broken 82 year old man having sex with 19 year olds. (IDLYITW, Egotastic)
OJ Simpson was found guilty this week of armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and not knowing when to quit. (Celebslam)
Halle Berry was named the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' by Esquire this week. 'Sexiest Woman Dead' went to Martha Washington. (Egotastic)
Girl fight! This week Madonna publicly slammed Sarah Palin at two of her concerts, telling her to 'get off my street' and imitating the 'sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start'. In related news, Madonna doesn't know how insults work. (WWTDD)
This week, Kim Kardashian tried to dash any plastic surgery rumors by posting this picture of herself online. Because clearly it's better to be fodder for a million creepy internet pedophiles than let a few people believe you had Botox. (WWTDD)
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| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Indiana University of Pennsylvania |
It's Balloon Fight with cannons meets puzzles. Remember balloon fight? On NES? That game was fun. This game is fun, too.
A balloon fighting league is something that needs to be done in real life. Ultimate fighting is OK. Balloon ultimate fighting would be amazing. Two daring combatants, floating and grappling. First person to submit or get eaten by the giant fish at the bottom of the arena loses. That's a real sport.
Balloon football would be great, too. Balloons would improve just about any sport.
| Year | Junior |
| School | James Madison University |
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Finally, this week's winner of the Ironic Award is Zach, who sent in this.
Sorry, friend, just submitting this WYR means you're not the type of dude that will ever have the opportunity to do the latter.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
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