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Big week in Hollywood, guys. OJ's guilty, Stern's married, Gyllenhaal's stacked, and dogs are #1 at the box office. But before you head to the apocalypse shelter, let's do a quick rundown, shall we? (DListed, IDLYITW)

News broke this week that Hugh Hefner broke up with long time girlfriend Holly Madison. Poor Hef, right? Now he's stuck with only those other two girlfriends he had, plus two new girlfriends, 19 year old twin Playboy models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. He must be a broken man. A broken 82 year old man having sex with 19 year olds. (IDLYITW, Egotastic)

OJ Simpson was found guilty this week of armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and not knowing when to quit. (Celebslam)

Halle Berry was named the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' by Esquire this week. 'Sexiest Woman Dead' went to Martha Washington. (Egotastic)

Girl fight! This week Madonna publicly slammed Sarah Palin at two of her concerts, telling her to 'get off my street' and imitating the 'sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start'. In related news, Madonna doesn't know how insults work. (WWTDD)

This week, Kim Kardashian tried to dash any plastic surgery rumors by posting this picture of herself online. Because clearly it's better to be fodder for a million creepy internet pedophiles than let a few people believe you had Botox. (WWTDD)

cute college girl
YearSophomore
SchoolIndiana University of Pennsylvania
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
My backyard is actually the woods, and I have never tried to even hike through it. As for living in them... well, if they don't include a shower, internet, and food that I don't have to pick or kill, then absolutely not.
What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
I guess it's embarrassing thing to say that I know the words to practically any Hanson song. I kinda used to be shamefully obsessed. But, I would say that its pretty embarrassing that I know every lyric to MMMBop, considering that half of the lyrics are not even words.

Amelia Bedelia

cute college girl
YearJunior
SchoolJames Madison University
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Yea but they had a really good personality so it evened it out.
Favorite Smell:
I have several. Like fresh baked brownies and cookies, laundry and my boyfriend's cologne. I think my favorite though would be the smell of a club, cigarettes, sweat, and stale beer. Brings back memories.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Have sex with a classic mermaid (top half girl, bottom half fish), or reverse mermaid (top half fish, bottom half girl)? From Jon
  • Delete your facebook account, or break up with your girlfriend becaues she's a bitch and told you to? From Lavonnio
  • Be born 1000 years in the past, or 1000 years in the future? From Lavonnio
  • F*ck this who would win in a fight Darth Vader, or Voldemort? From Prabhu
  • Have really bad sex, or the best shit of your ife? From Cameron
  • Be the kind of guy who wears shiny shirts or still have one of those Nextel walkie talkie phones? From Plato
  • Only sleep with hot girls but have no emotional feelings towaards them or truly make love and feel connected to hahaha I'm just kidding. From Sawyer
  • Look exactly like James Van Der Beek or be able to dunk? From Joey

Finally, this week's winner of the Ironic Award is Zach, who sent in this.

  • Write the wittiest "first" ever on the best CH video ever or have sex with a really hot girl and never be able to get a "first" From Zach

Sorry, friend, just submitting this WYR means you're not the type of dude that will ever have the opportunity to do the latter.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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