Shocking news about Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan in Capri, Italy (1/1)
She’s drinking again. Lindsay was videotaped swigging champagne straight from the bottle at a New Year’s Eve party in Capri. Additionally, an Italian journalist claims Lohan ran up a $700+ bar tab during one raucous night. Lindsay’s Lawyer Blair Berk told TMZ:
“The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”
Wait a minute, did this lawyer just tell me that Lindsay Lohan stopped herself from drinking and called her sponsor? Was she laughing when she said this? R. Kelly wandering around a high school after drinking a gallon of water has more self control than this bitch. I’d sooner trust Rosie O’Donnell loose in a cupcake factory after hours.

Yesssss! Party like a rock star!
This little lass is no quitter.
She does not look like she is 21, she looks like she is 40.