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video:Fatal Decision
He's protecting his coworkers from terrorism, whether they like it or not.
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video:Dollar Menunaire
The "Stocked Fridge" guy is back with more decadence, this time at McDonald's.
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video:Bleep Bloop: New 8-bit Games
We explore brand new pixelated classics.
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video:POV: Failing a Test
The "F" stands for fun.
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video:Unnecessary Force in Iraq
Unnecessarily awesome, that is.
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video:Ball In The Face Prank
Kitchens were made for this.
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video:Dr. Wiley Theme with Lyrics
The most dangerous ballad.
CH Sports Weekly: They're Still the Devil Rays to Us...
from Amir and Ethan 11 minutes agoEthan: Has Texas lost since Saturday? Being the number one team, I just assume they have. Or do we have to wait for Mizzou to do it on Saturday?
Ethan: Graduated? Did Kerry Collins come in and take his exams when they got tough? Oklahoma's schedule is almost as brutal; they've got Kansas this weekend. Who do you like in that one? I think whoever has Oklahoma's concessions contract is probably the biggest winner.
Amir: Can we get through one column without making a Mangino is fat joke?
Ethan: What? The game is going to be well-attended! Get that many hungry fans in one place, and they're going to open their wallets. Jesus, quit being so suspicious of my motives.
Amir: Sorry.
Ethan: You're worse than that tubby Mangino.
Amir: The problem with Texas is that they haven't lost yet. It's going to come down to who lost the earliest this year. And you thought Pete Carroll wasn't smart...
Ethan: Penn State hasn't lost yet, either, and if they can get past Ohio State next weekend, they'll be looking good. They can score some points. Did you see them beat the crap out of Wisconsin? Joe Pa remarked that he hadn't seen such a thorough rout since dickety-three. You believe in the Nittany Lions?
If you thought the Stocked Fridge guy was just some crazy guy who recorded one 7 minute video about filling your refrigerator with an assortment of beverages to get ladies, you thought wrong. He's much crazier than that. Stocked Fridge guy, who goes by Mr. Chi City, has a Web site loaded with classic videos, from "Lazy Sunday, Wit Ice Cream Samiches and Internet Porn" to "A Grown Ass Man Playing NBA 2K8."
And he does it all on only $7.63 an hour.
Campus Chaos Challenge #1: Completed
from CH Staff 3 hours agoTo watch the rest of the Top 5 videos and to rate your favorites, check out the Campus Chaos Challenge page here. Voting closes next Wednesday at noon, when the winner will be announced, along with our next challenge.
The Longer Your Roadtrip Continues
from CH Staff 5 hours ago
How much you love your friends
Intensity of arguments over shotgun rules
Bladder pressure
Hilarity of mooning
Number of friends willing to play Mad Libs with you
Time remaining until friends discover your secret "Road Diary"
Mockery
Disappearing Pool Table
Meet the pool table that every James Bond villain and mad scientist is dying to have this season. A complicated series of mechanical doohickeys lowers it into the floor when not in use. It's sure to make any ordinary pool table even more expensive, and it's the first ever pool table that can malfunction.
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The Seven Stages of Halloween
from Tommy 22 hours agoTo prepare for Halloween this year, I decided to put together a rough guide of how people's Halloweens are spent at different times in their lives:
Stage 1: Trick or Treating: Ages 3-13
The most innocent of the Halloween stages, the Trick or Treating stage is an opportunity to dress up like your favorite power ranger, animal, or scary character for a whole day, then come home to a family pumpkin carving festival. After that, kids in the Trick or Treating stage spend the night walking around the neighborhood getting candy from the neighbors. It is a simple time...it is a better time.
Some assembly suggested.
Answers to questions you already know by listening to music
-How do you spell respect?-War: what is it good for?
-If it's like this and like that and like that and uh, and then it's like that and like this and like that and uh, and then it's like this, than who gives a f*ck about those?
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Florida State University |
- Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
- Get Down On Your Knees Green. I'm not exactly sure what color that would resemble... but oh well.
- Favorite position. For sitting:
- I love sitting crossed legged on the floor. But I'm going with one leg crossed for chairs. What an odd question!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
My mom thought she had bronchitis, but she wanted to know more about it to be sure. I told her to look it up on the internet. She called me later to tell me there wasn't any information on the internet about bronchitis because she checked "www.bronchitis.com" and it was in German.
joanna m
My mom thought that an iPod worked like a cassette player. When I heard her complain that she had to listen to songs she really didn't like on her playlist to get to the ones she wanted to hear, I suggested she just take those songs off her playlist. She replied with, "Well then I'll just have to listen to 3 minutes of silence until the next song comes on."
brandon davis
My Dad keeps a digital alarm clock right next to his computer screen so he can tell the time.
Sean Davila
I Like Turtles
Halloween is just around the corner and that means it's time to start thinking of good costume ideas. Perhaps you could go as The Joker. Or maybe you might be Obama or McCain. But whatever you go as, make sure you commit, like this kid, who doesn't break his zombie character at all, even while being interviewed on TV.
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Weird stuff we found on the web
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Here it is, the Stocked Fridge guy's actual Web site
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Baby urine, huh? Man, can't believe I didn't think of that
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Just a couple of boy scouts helping out their local community with breast exams
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Not gonna sugarcoat this one, it's a picture of a wheelbarrow filled with adorable baby monkeys
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Game: Ragdoll Volleyball
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She’s really got no reason to be desperate
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There’s no way I’m waiting my turn! I’d MUCH rather just ruin my car
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Boobies in their natural habitat – attached to a hot girl
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Machine gun porn. No boobs, just explosions
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Robert Saget is doing pretty well in the polls
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Bikinis in London
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Turn up your speakers and enjoy 10 minutes of beautiful music
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It could also be called, "you hooked up while watching a DVD"
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Forget about Obama and McCain, I've found our next president
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That's not the real Ray Finkle
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Salma Hayek’s breasts are exploding out of her shirt
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Yep, that went pretty much as well as expected
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Her hotness depletes the ozone
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That’s what you get for not switching to snowboarding. Dweeb.
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People really need to stop using the internet
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