Yalie Goes Away For Thanksgiving Break, Returns to Find Stranger Sleeping In Bed

Even if you live in a fancy-schmancy home, always lock your doors.

The Top 10 Most Embarrassing College Mascots

Counting down the least initimadating college mascots ever. A tree?

Video: Britney Spears Birthday Party Held at Club G-A-Y

Britney: Hit me baby one more time with a birthday and I'll have another umbrella conniption.

10 Absolutely Ridiculous Christmas Card Photos

 Now that it's December, it's officially OK to be excited about Christmas. Problem is, some people are a little too excited.

Video: Britney Spears Actually Looked Good On Good Morning America

It's the pop princess' birthday, her album drops today and her performance didn't fail... all in all a good day for Britney.

Former OTR Intern Leads Crusade Against Draconian Harvard Administration, Protests Having Finals on Inauguration Day

On January 20th, millions will watch Barack Obama get sworn in as the 44th President of the United States. If you're at Harvard, however, you'll be stuck taking finals--unless our former intern has his way.

Showtime Loves Sociopaths, Edie Falco to Play Addict

Showtime loves the lowlifes and the crazies, and that's why we love Showtime.

MySpace Is For The Poor And Stupid?

Politically correct Michael Wolff is not.

M/S Nautica Cruise Ship Outruns Pirates, Piracy FAIL

It's kind of like losing a street race to an 18-wheeler.

Video: Dolphina the Belly Dancer on Conan Last Night

Who would have thought combining Conan with belly dancing could have possibly been hilarious? Thanks Dolphina!

Ten Ways For College Students to Take Advantage of the Recession

Hint: Take the free food.

Daily Dirt: All the News We Missed

From oddball college classes to Green Week on Conan O’Brien, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere.

Uncoached: Real, Strange College Courses

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Mad Atoms: Life Without Cable Television is Sad

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Banned In Hollywood: Tom Cruise is a Midget

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Asylum: The Pants Stretcher For Expanding Waistlines

Blog of Hilarity: Britney Spears is Back

Cuzoogle: Who Will Win the Chris Bosh Jersey?

Double Viking: The Dark Knight and The Joker Team Up to Combat Back Injuries

Next Round: The Greatest Ramp Backfire Ever

Manofest: Conan O’Brien Green Week PSA’s

John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

Jim Halpert John Krasinski graduated from Brown in 2002, and last week, he dropped by his alma mater to impart his wisdom upon aspiring thespians.

Lane Kiffin Brings NFL Expertise To University of Tennessee, Wife Layla Kiffin Brings Hotness

Tennessee football just got a whole lot prettier.

Tina Fey's Scar Mystery Solved, Kind of

But the answer is even more of a disturbing puzzle. Read on...