No wonder the Little Mermaid had to go on land to find a decent kisser.View the Gallery ▶
Both Jay-Z and The Simpsons produced one of their greatest works by borrowing heavily from a classic musical, so this combination would be epic. Plus, since Jay-Z is a hustler, baby, he and Lyle Lanley are like peas in a pod.
Nicki Minaj is a lot of things, but she's certainly not subtle about her sexuality. She gave up any chance at that when she chose a stage name that references threesomes. Something tells me a sampling a song that just a woman flat out propositioning a man for sex would be right up her alley.
As "Catching Fire" showed this weekend, surviving a bloodthirsty future is a horrific ordeal, unless you're a modern-day bro. Armed only with the arrogance of an asshole and a few cans of body spray, three contemporary would-be warriors describe how they'd win the Hunger Games, if they weren't busy comfortably watching it.Watch Video ▶
Death plagues us all, but wouldn't it suck to die doing something crappy? When you shuffle off this mortal coil, you have to be doing something that you love! Here are some ideas on how to "pass on" you won't want to pass on:
Our time on this planet is limited. We must choose to spend it with the people who matter most. We definitely don't want to waste our time reading signs or putting on hard hats. Take a walk with the person you love the most and allow Cupid's arrow to pierce your heart and Darrel's hammer to smash in your skull.
If at first you don't succeed, just give up and go home.View the Gallery ▶
You're a people pleaser, and people take advantage of that. People flock to you because of what you can do for them, not because of you. You need to remember you can't always carry the world on your back, and that you don't always need to go with the flow. Swimming up stream may be harder, but it can lead you to new and interesting places.
You are a delicate flower. Though you frequently allow yourself to step out in the spotlight, it often leads to pain and suffering for you. Remind yourself that pain can be a good thing sometimes as long as you also let yourself heal, and grow from the experience.