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by Jason Michaels July 18, 2008The summer's been going good so far, the only problem is that I've been writing so much I don't know what to do with all my jokes! If only I had a place where I could show them off to the internet community...wait, what is that, brain? I do? Oh yes, my blog! Now I can show off never before seen material, the answers to all of your CollegeHumor internship questions, and my ex's naked pics. Just kidding about the last one...No I'm not. Stop it brain, you know she told me to delete those! No, you're the nerd!
Sorry about that...Seriously though, check it out here!
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Chat Room Bully
by Sarah Schneider July 18, 2008
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather...
- Have your town over run by zombies, or fat girls with high self esteem? From KY
- Have popcorn kernels stuck in the back of your mouth, or have a fly keep landing on your when youre trying to fall asleep? From Kyle
- Burn the roof of your mouth eating hot food, or have all your fingernails clipped too short? From Kyle
- Go back in time and chang something in your past, or Go to the future and see what your life is like? From Jared
- Have the monster from Cloverfield trying to kill you, or Javier Bardem from No Country for Old Men? From Matt
- Be best in the world at one thing, or 10th best in the world at 10 things? From Brian
- Have infinate amounts of okay pizza, or have a set amount of the best pizza in the world? From Mike
- Have your life depend on getting a swirled random password in one try, or figure out a magic eye in one try? From Neil
- Be a cute polar bear with an amputated leg, or a cute kitten that is bald due to a deathly illness? From vic
- Personally end strife in Darfur, or see The Dark Knight? From Andrew
Finally, this week's winner of the I Don't Think You're Getting Enough Sleep Award is Julia, who sent in this.
- Not be able to understand the concept of "more" or only be able to speak in iambic pentameter? From Julia
Congrats Julia, now please get some rest.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
For most people, the perfect job interview would involve lots of high fives, free tacos and actually getting the job. Not Ben Schwartz, as demonstrated in his new sketch, "Job Interview." It's is so funny that we'll ignore the fact that Ben thought Skynet was the name of the corporation in Terminator.
You may know Ben as a writer for Robot Chicken, or as the star of our High Times Editorial Office series. The sketch even features some of the same production staff as CHTV, making it as close as you can get to watching one of our videos without being on CH.
How I Play With My Food
by Andrew R. Juhl July 17, 2008I save the gummy bear heads for last; forcing them to watch their own demise is easily half the fun of eating them.
I always separate Skittles into groups based on hue and let them wage battles against each other. The red Skittles usually win these color wars, partially because I feel bad at how my forefathers treated the Native Americans, but mostly because there aren't any black Skittles.
Sometimes, all of my Skittles must band together to defend their portion of the coffee table against an invading horde of Peanut Butter M&Ms. I call this uneasy truce the "Rainbow Coalition."
Wall-E Concept Art: The Deleted Scenes
by Jake Hurwitz July 16, 2008
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | U of Pittsburgh |
- I just cleaned out my wallet and got rid of some unnecessary cards so that was pretty productive. What're you doing?
- I need to clean out the purse soon and do the same.
Ethan: Is the All Star Game over yet? When the NL had Aaron Cook on the mound and Cristian Guzman playing third, I passed out.
Ethan: I really, really wanted for Kazmir to reach his pitch count limit. What would have happened then? "All right, Scott...we're shifting you to the outfield. Sizemore, you can pitch, right?" Do you think Dan Uggla was playing a drinking game where he had to take a shot every half-inning?
Amir: People are feeling bad for Terry Francona for running out of players, but what about Clint Hurdle? His team is almost 20 games under .500 and they just taunt him by surrounding him with All-Stars. Would he have still gotten to coach if he was fired in June?
