1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.
Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka's chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn't that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he's "not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn't the rarest of things." Sounds to me like he's just using his pure, bigoted imagination.
In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
After last week's horrific bombings in Boston, we all wanted justice. And once the FBI announced that their two suspects were in fact Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, brothers of Chechen origin (i.e. from Chechnya), much of the internet did their best to help track them down. It's just that some people on Twitter were looking in the wrong places.
1. Glasses That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
It doesn't matter if you need them, because you need them.
2. Shirts That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
Tiny, shiny, or otherwise flamboyant, choose something that makes a statement, because even if it's not all that clear what the statement is, it's a lot more interesting than the stock answers you'll be giving the reporters.
3. Jewelry That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
A ring isn't lame if you got one for playing a game.
The skin is your largest organtake care of it.
5. That Bizarre Medley of Self-confidence and Doubt That Made You Make Fun of People in High School
Gotta put the new duds on something. Also, maybe get a cool watch. Ballin'!