The Nature Valley Granola Bar RuleThe amount of crumb spillage that takes place while eating a Nature Valley bar exponentially increases towards infinity always.
The Cheez-It ParadoxWhen you're hungry for Cheez-Its, you will grow more hungry for Cheez-Its with every Cheez-It you eat.
The Cheez-It Pairing PrincipleIn every bag of Cheez-Its, there are always two Cheez-Its that are stuck to together. They are more fun to eat than their singular counterparts by a factor of one million.
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