listen, I'm really sorry I kept trying to hit on your friend last night when her boyfriend was out of the room. I was really drunk.
FRIEND: Oh, don't worry about it. That never happened!
ME: Yeah, I wish
FRIEND: No really, it never actually happened. That got retconned.
They cut it off during the Oscars broadcast, but during his Argo acceptance speech last night, Ben Affleck actually went into a lot more detail about his marriage to Jennifer Garner. Full text below:
"I want to thank my wife, I want thank you for working on our marriage for ten Christmases, it's- uh, it's- it's good, it is work, but it's the best kind of work, and, uh, there's no one I'd rather work with.
Which is good, because God knows, it does feel like we're working at it a lot. It's hard, hard work. Every moment a challenge, just- literally just slogging through it, you know. Just a real swamp of a marriage. Every morning I wake up and think, how blessed, how blessed I am to be faced with such challenges to overcome. Truly, our love is a mountain, which we are forever climbing. Arduously.