Excited about the fourth season of Always Sunny but missed some of the episodes from Season 3? Well never fear, a DVD distribution company is here. The Season 3 DVD is coming out September 9th, which gives you exactly 10 days to catch up before the September 18th season premiere. And in honor of the DVD's release, Always Sunny has created not one, but two fun things for you guys to do.

First is a picture contest called Clean Cut to Beer Gut. If your stomach is suffering from the all-beer college diet, this contest is the one for you. Simply submit pictures of you pre- and post- beer gut for a chance to win a trip to LA to meet the Always Sunny cast. Your fatness may finally be worth it.

Second is a fun feature called Subservient Greenman. Anyone who knows Always Sunny knows what the Greenman is, and for the DVD release we sent a Greenman of our own out to reek havoc on Manhattan. Now, you can control which clips to watch over and over again. We suggest 'The Robot' and 'The Worm' followed immediately by 'Day in the Park.'

Hopefully you guys will love these two time-wasters as much as we love 'Day Man.'

Ethan: Sorry, Georgia...you can't let Georgia Southern score 21 points and expect to keep the top spot. See you boys in the Capital One Bowl, although I'll really just be watching for the mascot contest. You want to be a big USC homer now?

Amir: You already made fun of me last week for being a USC homer. Now that MY BOYS jumped up to number one, you're accusing me of being a bandwagon fan? Me and all sixteen Trojan running backs are offended.

Ethan: We'll see if they're still at the top spot in two weeks after they play Ohio State. I did like USC's scheduling strategy, though. Instead of playing some little cupcake school, they did something only marginally ballsier and played a bad BCS conference school on the road. For some reason beating UVA sounds much more impressive than beating a school with a compass direction in the name. Since it never gets less fun: remember when Michigan was good at football?

Amir: No, not really. Is it weird that I still blame Lloyd Carr?

We've spent all summer forcing our interns to work on a few features on CollegeHumor and they're finally ready to be shown to the world! 

#10
Song: "Trust", by Prince
Reason: Parade float scene, Batman (1989)
Not that I listened to this song all that much to begin with, but it still applies to the list. Tim Burton's Batman is a classic, but watching it after the recent wave of new age superhero movies makes you realize how completely ridiculous some of its scenes truly were. Heath may be always remembered as the creepiest Joker, but Jack is no doubt the silliest. The parade scene is by far the funniest part of the movie, and after seeing it a million times it's gotten to the point where if I even hear the interlude to Prince's "Trust" I'll picture that ridiculous clown balloon peeking around the street corner and immediately burst out laughing.

#9
Song: "Bad Day", by Daniel Powter
Reason: RIP Keith Ledger Youtube Video
I still don't know the source of this internet-wide joke, but purposefully calling Heath Ledger "Keith Ledger" for the purpose of sending die hard fans into an anger frenzy doesn't seem like it will ever not be funny. Reading the mile-long list of angry Youtube comments over this video is even funnier with the 'sincere' background music playing, and now the piano interlude alone is enough to send me into a laughing fit.

#8
Song: "O, Fortuna", by Carl Orff
Reason: Jackass: The Movie (2002)
I'm sure that if German composer Carl Orff knew his orchestral masterpiece (which was inspired by the deep, moving poetry of the 13th century) made people not think of the struggle of mankind, but rather Chris Pontius in a banana hammock, he could've died a happier man. The worst part is that this song and the opening/closing sequence match up so perfectly its almost like they were meant for each other. Someone needs to give that editor a medal.