Sometimes you just wanna sit down at your local fast food chain and enjoy a diabetes inducing bucket of fried chicken without concern. But sometimes lady luck has something else in mind and halfway through that drumstick you realize you're face deep into fried chicken fetus. At best you'll make it onto the 6 o'clock news, at worst you'll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.
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You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.
1. Sea Turtle Poster From Just Go With It, $13,500.00
(Buy it here.)
A priceless relic from a classic Adam Sandler film that earned an impressive 19% on Rotten Tomatoes, this painted sea turtle floats in his 6 by 18 foot swath of cool ocean blue like you'll be floating in your friends' widespread approval after spending 13 thousand dollars on it.
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A guy by the name of Bruce D has been posting vines that mash up rap (occasionally pop) songs with children's' programming Disney movies, Barney, Teletubbies, the Wizard of Oz. They're matching up pretty well.
Move over, Ryan Gosling and Will Sasso, the Vine throne belongs to BRUCE D.
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