Ladies and Gentlemen, have we got a contest for you.  "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is one of our favorite TV shows (hopefully one of yours, too) and in honor of their upcoming 4th season starting September 18th, FX contacted us about doing a T-shirt contest.  We jumped at the chance.

So starting today, you guys will have the chance to design and submit a custom 'Always Sunny'-theme BustedTee.  One lucky winner will have their design produced by BustedTees, given 3 of his or her design, 3 additional BustedTees, $200 cash, $200 to spend in the Always Sunny/FX store and the sublime honor of knowing that their winning shirt was chosen by the cast of the show.  Not bad, if I do say so myself.  

So get your thinking caps on and start submitting. Will it be a Dayman/Nightman shirt?  Perhaps Charlie and a white horse?  Maybe Dee and Dennis the crackheads?  Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be funny, because anything coming from that show just has to be.  Good luck! 

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild...in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping...in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school's logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

Orientation Week is harvest season for funny videos. As students nationwide - and their cameras - return to campus for another semester of brilliant undergraduate antics, the Internet finds itself flush with a new lineup of dorm room pranks, classroom stunts, and alcohol-fueled bad decisions. Here's a selection of the greatest back-to-school videos CollegeHumor has had the unique honor of featuring:...

College is a time to experiment. For some people that means straight up dyking out at a frat party (NICE!). For others it could mean temporarily buying into crazy ideas, or learning to juggle. Whether you grew from a monkey or just want to hook up with a hot girl who did, our Viva La Evolucion poster has got you covered. They're also perfect for juggling if you buy three.


...drove my chevy to the brand new Collegehumor Store, but the Collegehumor store was a Web site.

You know that scene in every disaster movie where the rogue scientist with the crazy theory bursts into the Oval Office, shouting passionate warnings to the President of a looming global catastrophe?

This is that scene.

The polls for CollegeHumor's Most Epic Disaster Movie election are almost closed, and at publication, the British zombie thriller 28 DAYS LATER holds a powerful lead with a whopping 82% of the votes.

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Before it's too late.

	Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I’m really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she’s still sleeping.
	God dammit. I KNEW I shouldn’t have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac.
	Ohhh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can’t believe I used the ‘let’s be more than just friends’ line to get laid. Or the ‘you understand me better than anyone else’ line. Or the ‘I want you to be my girlfriend after this’ line.

Every party has one key ingredient. I'm not talking about beer or that smell. I'm talking about a Grenade, that one unattractive girl that a guy's buddy has to "jump on" to clear the way for the seduction of her hot friend. Everyone fears having to take the grenade, but ladies, how can you tell if you are the grenade? Take this simple quiz:

Your body fat?
3% (1 point)
8% (2 points)
10% (3 points)
Yes. (4 points)

Which snack most accurately defines your body type?
Thin mints. (1 point)
Average-Weight Cheerios. (2 points)
Slightly Fat Baked Lays (3 points)
Morbidly Obese Baby Carrots (4 points)

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Welcome to college, freshmen!

This article is filled with pictures of things you should expect to see, do and have done to you your freshmen year. Honestly, if you don't see at LEAST two girls making out on a keg first semester you have to transfer.