Why throw your shirts on the bed when you can RIP THEM OFF.View Picture ▶
Stoner walks into his buddy's off-campus apartment
Just took one of the top ten most epic naps of my life, dude. Spark one up let the 420 festivities officially begin.
He makes a gong noise.
Jesus, Danny, where have you been?!
Uhh, aforementioned epic nap, homie. Honestly, now that I've given it a little more thought, it could be a formidable contender against the Independence Day Nap of '09. Remember that one, Jacky Boy?
Danny, no one's seen you in weeks!
He eats loose peanut butter out of his pocket
We called in a missing persons report. Student volunteers searched the woods for days. We held a funeral, man!
Alright, stop messin' with me, dude. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but it's still 4:45 on 420, let's just blaze the f*ck out.
He makes another gong noise
It's May 17th!
At Lannister Financial, we always pay our debts and then some!View the Gallery ▶
There's this great YouTube Channel that's posting Vines: TheBestVines, which is where we found Bruce D's kids' show + rap mashups the other day. Watching these is like opening a can of Family Guy cut sequences the more random the better. If you don't have the Vine app on your phone but want to enjoy some of the most popular six-second clips it has to offer, this channel is certainly worth your time, uploading 100 videos in the past week. Here's what you can expect:
Don't Be Afraid of Love!by Jerome Jarre
Sometimes you just wanna sit down at your local fast food chain and enjoy a diabetes inducing bucket of fried chicken without concern. But sometimes lady luck has something else in mind and halfway through that drumstick you realize you're face deep into fried chicken fetus. At best you'll make it onto the 6 o'clock news, at worst you'll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.View the Gallery ▶