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Ever notice that obnoxious text automatically affixed to the end of some peoples' e-mails? Well, that's an e-mail signature and it's one of the lowest forms of douche-braggery on the Internet. In my journeys across the web, I've come to realize that there are some very specifc types of sign-offs that you're bound to see.
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What You're Actually Saying: I'm a child who refuses to grow up and I don't care about making the same joke over and over again to all my acquaintances.
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