Weirdo Gorge Catanda sure likes messing with Seinfeld. Why? Who knows. But this anonymous absurdist auteur has managed to craft his very own "YouTube channel about nothing." A weird, glorious nothing. Just last week, he slowed the show's theme song down by 1,200 percent to absolutely terrifying effect:
Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it's "unhealthy" and a "perfect illustration of the kind of institutionalized decadence that has led to our nation's obesity problem," but that's not why I'm upset about it. I'm upset because most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven't combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don't they realize the opportunities they're missing?
They could be making stuff like this:
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