| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Charleston |
It's Jake's favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Finally, this week's winner of the I'd totally pay $10,000 for either of those Award is Optimus, who sent in this.
You'd have the coolest dick ever, and probably get arrested.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
The Civil War pretty much started because two people couldn't agree on something. Don't let that happen to you and your roommate. Get the Sexile Contract today and agree to its terms at once. Only by doing this will you be able to avoid a costly and protracted war of passive-aggressiveness with your roommate.
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It's not really magic, it's mercury thiocyanide. You've probably seen those little growing snake fireworks before. This is like that, but on a much larger scale. It looks like a demon growing out of the ground. Science is awesome.
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Recently I got the chance to interview the super sweet, super nice and super hot Big 10 Playboy girl Jamie Graham, a 21-year-old senior and Marketing major at Ohio State. We chatted it up on the phone for a bit, then after I thought she was getting a tad bit too into me, I just had to end it. On my terms.
Do your parents have any idea you posed in Playboy naked for the Big10 issue?
Umm...my mom does and I'm telling my dad tonight. I'm actually calling my dad after this interview to tell him.
Diora Baird bared her soul for a recent photoshoot. By her soul, of course, I mean her gorgeous naked body. She shed her clothes and laid it all out for the world to see like a poem. These pictures are that poem, and that poem is about jugs.
Can you imagine how many boobs model photographers see? All of them. They see every boob. Every boob in the world. That has to be the best job ever next to astronaut, ice cream tester, trampoline tester, mad scientist and David Lee Roth.
College is all about change. In high school, you rarely skipped a day of class. Now you skip whenever remotely possible. In high school, video games were a post-homework reward. Now they're a way of life. In high school, you were athletic and clean cut. Now? Now you have a child-sized beer gut.
Over the past few weeks, with the help of Always Sunny, we've been running a Clean Cut to Beer Gut contest, looking for the best high school to college abdominal transformation. We got a lot of great submissions, and thousands of votes, but there can only be one winner. And the winner will be announced...right after this break.