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Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
North Shore seems great, not because of the students (who are the worst, obviously), but because this seems like one of the only places on this list you might get a fulfilling, decent education. Tina Fey as your no-nonsense but laid back math teacher? Tim Meadows the despairing principal? That sounds great. Rachel McAdams can humiliate me as much as she wants, and that's NOT a weird sex thing.
It actually might not be the best idea to attend Sunnydale, where everyone's either a sexy monster or about to be murdered by one. The upsides: you can easily skip class whenever you want, since everyone will just assume you've befallen the same fate as pretty much anyone else who goes there. Or you can just sit back and chill in what has to be the nicest library in an American public school ever. Also, like I said, sexy monsters. Pretty cool.