"See that guy with an iPhone? Hipster. See that guy with an Android? Just some tech hipster reacting against iPhones. See that guy with an old-timey rotary phone? Ugh, what a fucking hipster.
Oh, and that dude in a trendy plaid shirt that EVERYONE is wearing, but also dude with the $2 thrift store t-shirt that no one else is wearing? Somehow both hipsters. Look at that guy, buying tickets to some obscure art house film. And that guy going to a big blockbuster, probably to enjoy it ironically. Hipster and hipster. And the girl with those old fashioned glasses, and that girl with the too modern glasses, and the girl wearing contact lenses, because, what, she's too cool for glasses?
Jeans too tight? Hipster. Too short? Hipster. They're fucking everywhere. It's like, ugh, can't you just do things the way I, a normal person, would do them instead of trying to be all "cool" by doing something "I wouldn't do." It's like, get over yourself.