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A guy by the name of Bruce D has been posting vines that mash up rap (occasionally pop) songs with children's' programming — Disney movies, Barney, Teletubbies, the Wizard of Oz. They're matching up pretty well.

Move over, Ryan Gosling and Will Sasso, the Vine throne belongs to BRUCE D.

Replicator

In case you haven't heard, Melissa Joan Hart tried to take a page from the Veronica Mars playbook and fund a movie of her own on Kickstarter. The plan failed spectacularly, raising only $50,000 of its $2,000,000 goal. The project was canceled two days ago, but the page is still up, so let's rip it apart, shall we?

1. The Video

Her mother—clearly not an actress herself—suggests she does this movie about a walk of shame, then, when Melissa Joan Hart doesn't know what that is, she defines it in a way that unnecessarily uses the phrase "booty call." Then, duh, she uses Sabrina magic to make the director magically appear. And then she begs "fans" to donate so she can be in a movie that won't remind people of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Right from the start, this project is f*cked.

Red Pepper

Back in 1990, before 30 Rock and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip NBC considered picking up a different show about an entertainer managing a variety show in New York. Pretty normal, right? Did I mention that this entertainer happens to be a poorly-constructed marionette that looks suspiciously like Conan O'Brien? The pilot was never picked up, but you can watch the opening credits below. If the show was anything like the theme song, it was immediately off-putting, completely inane, and about twice as long as it should be.

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Ah, racial sensitivity. This country's come a long way with it, but it still has a ways to go. Our friends on Twitter might be a good place to start.

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