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from Ben Joseph September 18, 2008
First Palin, Now McCain: Hackers Strike Again!
from Jason Michaels September 18, 2008
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Hofstra |
- Would you ever ask a guy out?
- Only if I knew that I wouldn't get rejected. I think I would be too scared of hearing the word "no." I feel bad that guys always are the ones to ask girls out, so much pressure!
- Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
- Maybe if I had a tent, some food, a good book, and I knew there were no animals around waiting to attack me. Otherwise, absolutely not!
Are you guys excited for the new season?
Glenn: Oh hells yeah.
Rob: Can't wait.
Is everything all done?
Charlie: No! Not even close. Everything's shot, we're cutting it all together.
It must be hard to edit. I feel like you guys are always cracking up on set.
Glenn: It's pretty bad sometimes.
Charlie: We're like, as bad as Jimmy Fallon.
Is there a particular scene that you guys remember just not being able to get through?
Charlie: Glenn and I laughed a lot in season 2 where he improvs the writing of the political speech that I had written for him. We couldn't get through that.
Rob: We laughed a lot through the scene in 'The Gang Dances Their Asses Off' where we're eating the chips. Where we're talking about the cream rising to the top, and basically talking about Mac's semen. But yeah, we couldn't get through that scene.
I know a lot of the show is tightly scripted, but are you improvising a lot while you're filming?
Glenn: The episodes are written to be pretty tight, but we improvise a lot when we're writing and rewriting scripts. A lot of the improvising gets written down, and then when we're on the set we'll do things word for word. If they're funny and they're working, then it works, and if not we'll go off the page. It's always fun to switch it up on the day.
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather...
- Have the ability to fly, but every time you flew you were naked, or have the ability to be invisible but anytime you went invisible people nearby would talk sh*t about you? From Siggy778
- Only be able to watch That 80's Show when the TV is on, or only wear JNCO's for the rest of your life? From Nick
- Live in constant fear of clouds, or have your car towed every time you parked? From Marc
- Get to see boobs every day for the rest of your life and never touch them, or get to touch boobs everyday and never see them? From andrew
- Be the first thing that pops up on Google when you search "Amazing", or the guy who plays PC in the MAC ads? From Ian
- Never feel pain, or never be able to taste anything for the rest of your life? From Robert
- Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? From Josh
- Burn the roof of your mouth, or burn your tongue? From Gonzo
- Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television? From Colin
Finally, this week's winner of the I Dunno If We're On The Same Page Award is Josh, who sent in this.
- Make a lion submit to your will and let you bone it or not ever do the manliest thing ever? From Josh
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If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
The Nightmare Before College
from Ben Joseph September 18, 2008
Me: Finally! A new start! This room is a lot smaller than I expected, though...
Roommate: I got here before you and filled it up with my stuff. Are you into post-industrial acid metal and the color black?
Me: I'm not sure?
Roommate: Shut up. My band practices in here ten hours day. Complain and I'll stab you. When I'm not doing that, I'll be nailing girls you're attracted to, since I'm also the star of the lacrosse team.
Group of Girls: Don't worry, though! We're every hot girl on campus, and we're turned on by your quiet, quirky individualism.
Me: Finally!
Girls: Kidding, loser, we're still all about washboard abs. Have fun hanging with your mom.
Mom: Hi honey! Hope you don't mind, I'm teaching everyone that nickname you hate. And look! Your ex-girlfriend Emmy goes here, too.
Me: Did- Did you list all my sexual hang-ups on your whiteboard?
Aubrey O'Day is A-OK
September 18, 2008
A recent photoshoot from Complex Magazine. Pretty risque, pretty awesome.
Marine 1: Did you hear the announcement? We're being reassigned.
Marine 2: What? That's great news! Maybe now we'll finally see some action!
Marine 1: We're being reassigned... to Master Chief's unit.
Marine 2: Oh. Oh, no.
Marine 1: I know.
Marine 2: Are... are we being punished? Did we do something wrong?
Marine 1: Sarge told me it was an honor. An honor.
Marine 2: That bastard.
Marine 3 enters
Marine 3: Hey guys, did you hear the news? We're going to be in the 254th Spartan Support Unit! We get to meet Master Chief! Holy cow, I gotta go call my mom!
Marine 1: He doesn't know.
| Year | Senior |
| School | Syracuse |
- Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
- Gonorrhea green haha, my friends helped come up with that one, I won't lie.
CH Sports Weekly: More Magical than Magic Numbers
from Amir and Ethan September 17, 2008Ethan: Cheer up, Buckeyes fans. If only field goals counted, you would have won 3-0!
Amir: It takes a strong man to admit that he's wrong, but last week when I predicted a USC beat down by at least three touchdowns... well I guess I should have said four touchdowns and I'm sorry!
Amir: What's there to talk about? They're going to be favored by at least 14 in every game this season so barring a major meltdown they're going to run the table... with all nine of their running backs.
Ethan: Oregon could give them some trouble in a few weeks, but that's a home game. Also, if Charlie Weis gets off the injury report in time for their game against Notre Dame, watch out! True or false: knocking Weis down will probably be the most impressive thing Michigan does all season.!split
Amir: The most impresive thing Michigan has done all season was make Lloyd Carr look like an amazing coach for actually leading this team to a winning record. Who is more embarrassed right now: Rich Rodriguez or Rick Neuheisel?
