h2. 3. "Hotel California" by The Eagles
Giveaway Lyric: "Welcome to the Hotel California / Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) / Such a lovely face"
The Eagles' classic "Hotel California" is not a song about a literal hotel, but rather, a large, overriding metaphor about the state of masturbation. The song's protagonist gets enticed by the "Hotel California", just as an individual gets enticed by the idea of masturbating, but ultimately finds out that it's a place he can "never leave", just as someone who's started masturbating can no longer cut it out of their lives.
Also, the "Such a lovely face" line clearly refers to a person seeing an attractive face then going home and masturbating to it. Uhhh, a little on the nose with that metaphor, eh Eagles?