Let's just share and split her down the middle.
Underneath the cop's uniform is a shirt that says "He Loves Being Face Down on the Pavement with a Knee in his Back" with an arrow pointing to that guy.
Split personality disorder?
As that giant red arrow helpfully illustrates, someone out there needs to submit a better picture.
If I had a room in this dorm, I'd make LOL lights in my room with an arrow to the WTF lights
Boobs and arrow.