With all the money we saved on shower curtains, I was able to afford this amazing t-shirt.
They took all the good puns, but know we would've come up with the best one if we tried.
"We just had to stop and take a picture of this sign at our local liquor store."
"And that's what a rollercoaster would feel like if we could afford amusement parks." - Creative Dad
And we can see all this by remotely operating your webcam.
The S.S. We Can't Afford Better.