Nose Tampons
When she was cramin' for a test and her nose wouldn't stop running she decided to stop it the best way she knew how...
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



▶
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.