I hope that kid knows that this will be a one in a lifetime opportunity.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

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