My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
fake i.d practice
the only i.d i could find during my freshman year had previously belonged to a native american my eyebrows were feable in comparisone to the thick and brave remnants of his mighty ancestors. i, in a great act of foresight, had painted myself some new one
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
