It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
"This is from Star Wars?"
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.
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Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
