Picture The band-aid is the only shaming they actually did. He went to bed with the rest already on.
Picture "He passed out on his couch and we shamed him nicely, then he woke up 2 hours later and walked into his kitchen, propped open my cooler and took a dump in it. Then he got up and passed right back out. Cheers from SUNY Oswego."
Picture "This guy drank a beer poured down a random stripper's back and down her ass crack... Sheesh, what people will do when naked strippers surround you."
Picture "A friend of mine decided while he was wasted that he would brand himself with a longhorn on his ass." Good idea, dude.