Picture "This guy calls himself "apostle rob". He goes to the church of the holy ghost or some shit where every other member is black and they speak in tongues. he's the weirdest/creepiest guy I know."
Picture "Hi, I'm Bradley! Your dorm neighbor from down the hall. Do you lads happen to have any extra 5 star notebooks?"
Picture "The DJ is actually a science teacher at our high school who doubles as a DJ for parties around Chicago. So once my friends found out about this they hired her for one of the girls high school graduation party."