Beer Pong Hardcore Rules

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday