When the bouncer looks down, get your thumb ready. Then when he looks up again, flash him that smile. You're in. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Patrick on October 12, 2006 See More thumbs up drivers license Recommended Comments () Picture "This is my nephew's hand before we had his extra thumb removed, when he was 1 1/2 years old." Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has Picture You know you're a slut when your bed looks like this... Picture Kenny Powers Picture "It all looks the same when you're hammered." Picture If you're comfortable wallowing in your own urine, there's no need to ever get up again! Comments ()
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