If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Probably fake, definitely hilarious.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
