Venom got you down?

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore