Picture Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
Picture It's about time these retail chains started including prices on their signs, so shoppers can compare. (update: apparently Chicken Poop is a lip balm, in addition to a byproduct of chickens eating a lot of food.)
Picture "Cooking guinea pig (traditional food) in Ecuador. Does NOT taste like chicken or any other meat, but is actually pretty good."