so close, yet so far
My buddy took this pic of me while I was releiving myself. You may notice I am peeing on a "port-a-potty" rather than in it. I was so drunk that apparently I stole the bike helmet from a kids bike. I dont try to explain my actions but my buddy thought it
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.