My ideal woman is five times larger than me, and can't see back. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From nb on May 16, 2007 See More billboards Austria studying More By nb View Profile Marks 21st Birthday You'll never catch me alive, coppers! Please don't pick up the bombs Recommended Comments () Picture When your sign is three times larger than you are, you are crazy. Picture "You remind me of your mother. Except your bust is slightly larger than hers." Picture Something tells me this isn't the ideal environment to bring a girl back to. Picture Is there anything more badass than riding a motorcycle with a chainsaw on your back? Maybe, you can't see see if he's smoking a cigar too. Picture The Ideal Woman +250,000 views Picture "Running out of ways to memorize anatomy...Anyone want to come study with me???" Comments ()