jellowned

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young