ALVINNNNN!!!!

You should see how she hails a cab.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.