get screwed party mix = 34 bottles of oarnge juice, 6 bottles of sprite, and 3 cases or 18 bottles of vodka
needed to have a get screwed party so we spet 300$+ on supplies and got a couple hundred people trashed for like an hour and 1/2. guess we'll have to buy more next time...
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.