Parker!? Spider-Man is Peter Parker?
Caught in a web of cries.
Peter Parker doesn't even care about hiding his identity anymore.
That still won't make you cool, NERD!
You get to be a jock, a band nerd, or a computer geek - not all three. Did you kick your own ass?
Bouncing is still not allowed, though it does make a satisfying "tink" noise.