I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Gross feet
Girl doing a keg stand at our party, not the point. The grossness of her foot is because she was walking around the spilt beer/her own puke in her bare feet. My friend and I gave the appropriate reactions.
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
