It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Little Boy Knows the Score
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
They're not going to fool me with that old - hey! Some cheese on the floor!
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
