"He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake."

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe