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I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, think it.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis