Y u no wear "#1 Grandpa" t-shirt?
I find it hard to imagine that we ever enjoyed movies on VHS.
Yeah, we know how you feel. We have to stay late at work on Friday, too.
Y u no have sex?
"Y? Oh my god what an idiot. It's spelled "W-H-Y" you stupid idiot."
This is from the upcoming "Top Gun 2: We Try Really Hard To Kill Tom Cruise."