Picture How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
Picture "My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.
Picture "My niece trying to hit the ball. I saw it heading to her face, and could have tried to help, but thought it'd be funnier to take a picture. She cried, I laughed... being an uncle is awesome."